[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[  ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

So far: 3

[  ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[  ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

So far: 5

[  ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[  ] You type with three fingers or less.  
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

So far: 7

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[  ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

So far: 10

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

So far:  13

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

So far: 17

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane

I seriously thought I was more insane than this!